Obligatory Blue Valentine Post
Friday was Marty’s Party.
I liked this photo of him the best, as you can see Martin Sullivan Sweeney, Esq. finally got his braces off. OK well, maybe not so clearly, he sort of looks like he’s having a hard time thinking something through. He is severely handsome now, instead of looking like the gangly and awkward art dork, he’s measurably more striking. I suppose I will have to give him his own Tier. “Dreamboat”
Oh what is there to say about Laura? I think I can safely call her my favorite Champaign emissary. Earlier that day we were all “eatin’ tamales” and laughing about how we hate everyone we know. ZOMG I don’t get to see you enough Laura, so I’m just going to entertain myself by posting about you. Remember that time you were making out with Jeremy? Or freshman year when you e-mailed me out of the blue just to get into my little exclusive club? GTs. GTs. (Also: You have a camera, will you take pictures of people dressing stupid at parties so we can make fun of them?)
LOL you were in my club too. I have to say this is my favorite Gebka related image other than her sex tape. She had a rough night apparently, but made me promise not to tell anyone. Not that I would, and anyway it didn’t seem really interesting. I’m gonna be mean for a second and call you out on your Gebka uniform, I used to see you out in literally the same outfit every time: red headband, polka dot dress, red peeptoes. I almost threw you out of that club but I obviously haven’t done anything with that since Quad Day three years ago. Hopefully notoriety and a few new friends you heroically stalked off the internet won’t make you forget I scouted you first. (Okay, I admit I’m totally jealous)
He came up to me the next night, and in some totally pre-planned pincer maneuver accused me of spreading the rumor that he had written all the tier threads. I told him the truth, that I did not tell anyone he was the author, though it had admittedly crossed my mind. And anyway at this point I can’t even remember what I write on that website, so ultimately I may or may not have started that rumor.
hahaha yes i do wear the same outfit like every day.
bgebs
February 20, 2008 at 9:37 pm
how did you delete my comment? no fair
pppphsa
February 21, 2008 at 3:14 am
yeah i’ll start taking pictures of people who can’t dress under the guise of “my hip new midwestern fashion blog, wanna be on it?!”
Laura K.
February 21, 2008 at 4:14 am
I am in 3 of 4 posts, the 4th post being a flyer I designed for a party I co-hosted. FTW.
Marty
February 21, 2008 at 5:47 am
laura k, you should actually name it “purple dresses, purple tights, purple heels”
Anonymous
February 21, 2008 at 6:18 pm
>you should actually name it “purple dresses, purple tights, purple heels”
I thought all purple outfits were Agatha’s territory.
EXPERT TROLL
February 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm
>I thought all purple outfits were Agatha’s territory.
old woman or lesbian?
(jk wet agatha b.)
re-ject
February 21, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Wait, are Forever 21 mini-dresses fashion’s final frontier now, Laura K.?
Anonymous
February 21, 2008 at 11:25 pm
whoooooooooccccccarresssssssssssssssssssss
Anonymous
February 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
lol whut. i own like 1 shirt from f21???
but yeah, they are.
Laura K.
February 22, 2008 at 7:16 pm
ps- DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
zak
February 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm
pleases stop wearing t-shirts and wedding vests
Anonymous
February 22, 2008 at 10:21 pm
this is so self absorbed……..you all disgust me. Really time to get some new fashion, leggings and vests blow.
Anonymous
February 23, 2008 at 6:09 am
aww leave rex alone
anon
February 23, 2008 at 2:47 pm
>this is so self absorbed……..you all disgust me.
Try not to be such a hater, The Urbanaist is all about showing love now.
You’ll all get a llittle heads up for whatever it is you do, even if that’s trolling.
The Urbanaist
February 23, 2008 at 6:39 pm
disregard what i, zak, said because it is i who is truly the sucker of cocks.
Zak Maybaum's Hairy Nipples
February 25, 2008 at 6:35 am
lol @ urbana in general.
laura plzzzz ask people to take pictures when they look really fug.
Anonymous
February 27, 2008 at 2:36 pm