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This is the first in a series of posts dedicated to my favorite Urbana couples.

I remember the party where Paulina and Ria accosted Jeremy, one on either side sitting on Tom’s bed. They were absolutely brutal, tormenting Jeremy by making fun of his style. It was fairly obvious they were just fucking with him in that playground sort of way where you torment your crushes. Paulina got mad at me last night, she remembers that I said she looked like a Victorian schoolgirl in the outfit she was wearing that night, and that her lace detail looked like a doily. Which I am sorry about, Paulina is right when she says her style was better last year. But that’s a subject for another post, let’s just leave it at this: I am terrified of you Paulina, plz don’t hate me.