Back-Catalog 2
Another round of house parties from two months ago. If you’re complaining that it’s all the same people all the time, take some pictures of your friends and tell me about them. I am desperate for content all the time.
“Dudes line up on the left for high-fives, ladies line up on the right for make-outs.” Fine, I’ll defend these two. What’s wrong with getting totally obliterated at a party and making out with some random girl for like a half-hour? It’s not like we all haven’t done it, it’s just that it looks fucking weird when it’s not you doing it. No but really this guy has some of the wackiest clothes on. It’s not just the godawful patterns or the cheap fabric or even the retarded accessories – he had a Brokeback Mountain jacket on and I just cannot let that fly.
This was right before all the yelling. My motto on New Year’s was ‘2008! ANOTHER YEAR OF TRANSITIONING BETWEEN SHOUTING AT PARTIES.’ This holds especially true here. Jeremy was at this point drunk enough to get in on the fun. Then Cal shouted EVERYONE! EXCUSE ME! and everyone stopped yapping for a second so they could see what the fuck he was shouting about. Then he goes THE COPS ARE HERE. THE COPS ARE HERE! EVERYONE WHO IS NOT CIRCUMCISED HAS TO LEAVE at which point everyone went back about their business. We all got kicked out by 3.
i’m glad you’re not the only one who remembers cal yelling that.
also, re: the picture of the people making out: who are they? and whoever took that picture is awesome because it is like less than a foot away from their faces.
Laura K.
March 5, 2008 at 8:24 pm
dudes. i met that girl! she is agatha’s friend- and when she was at agatha’s “project runway season finale” party that wasn’t really the season finale… i had no idea she was this girl. agatha told me the next day that it was the makeout girl! ha.
oh and- the cal story. that is hilarious! i’m glad you remembered that. cops are here!!!!
you didn’t mention the “boner” chat that stephanie cramer started.
dingleberry jpizzla
March 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I remember the makeout guy because I made fun of him a lot. I may or may not have called him a Guido and made fun of him for liking DMB.
Sarah
March 10, 2008 at 1:46 am