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Since I haven’t posted in a while I figure I might as well make up for the lack of content from Unofficial the only way I know how – talking smack about people at parties from two months ago.

This is a pretty accurate representation of Gebka from Unofficial weekend. Saturday she was sitting in literally the same position on the same couch at 708 Illinois. She said she was all tired from teaching all week and I don’t blame her, but this is inexcusably lame. Speaking of which, endless juicycampus threads about Brittany Gebka are full of fail. Someone just Macro a picture of her so we can turn her into a meme and be done with it. My photoshop sucks so I call ‘not it.’

Ben H amuses me endlessly. He got wine spilled on his setup, so he was DJing from an iPod like an hour or so later. On unofficial we went over to 708 at about 3 or 4 and he was sitting there playing Shadows of the Empire like it was his motherfucking job. Rex made him stop playing so they could all play Smash, which was really more about Rex’s desire to play Brickman. But yeah the next day I caught him having a little video chat with Jade, which is less dirty than it sounds.

This picture isn’t especially gossip worthy, other than the fact that Jade’s been making play-dates for these two for apparently a few months now. Above Jessica De La Cruz’s head are some of my lovely penis drawings. The other one is like a Clyde from Pac Man and some sort of weird bat. I love parties where they let you draw shit on the walls.