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Yesterday’s Kills

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Mon – 3/10

Agatha

Yeah – this makes sense. EDIT: Confirmed kill by Laura Knight.

Laura & Cal trapped her in her driveway after doubling back in their automobile.

Remember kids – CARS BEAT BIKES EVERYTIME!

Sarah O

Confirmed – Anonymous source says it was Nancy P. She never had a chance!

Connie is a total dork.

EDIT: Confirmed kill by Christine Kennedy! Easy as pie for her near-roommate.

Andy Creighton

EDIT: Confirmed kill by Ben Horns! Ben chased Andy down outside of Krshna Dinner all the way from the Red Herring up past the music building I hear. Then Ben has the audacity to demand Andy’s silly string!

Rex is pissed, you better watch out Ben! 708 is on a warpath.

Max Kim

EDIT: Max is out. I don’t know this kid, but apparently he knows Agatha. I don’t know who took him out or under what circumstances. I guess that deserves a kudos to Max’s assassin – clean, quiet, & swift is the best way to work.

Kevin Altier

EDIT: Another confirmed kill by an unknown assassin! Quite a bloodbath this first day.

Otto Stuparitz

EDIT: This one was Jason Norris’ kill! Roommates are just too easy, it’s almost unfair. Almost.

Gina Provenzano

EDIT: SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST

This is exactly the kind of work that will win someone the game.

Sarah O rats out to Rex, tipping him off that Rob & Gina are at Starbucks Monday night. Either Jade or someone at 708 call Rob to scare him a little bit – something like “We’re gonna get you Rob, we’re outside waiting!” The real trick is that Rob can’t resist trying to figure out his assassin – especially this early in the game. So now Rob, being the paranoid little mouse that he is, takes the bait and sends Gina out to try and see what she can see. But because 708 rolls deep, Yoho has his target outside! He swoops in for our first epic kill!

EDIT: It seems Rex plotted the whole thing with Sarah’s innocent comment intended for Marty! They’re such liars.

Written by The Urbanaist

March 11, 2008 at 12:08 pm

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  1. Auto Stupidritz: hegone.

    Tha Rippa

    March 11, 2008 at 1:56 pm

  2. Nancy’s kill on Sarah was epic. Super awesome spy work there, I don’t mind saying.

    Marty

    March 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm

  3. Nancy bit it. Betrayed by Rex. DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES.

    Marty

    March 11, 2008 at 11:06 pm

  4. hahaha when rex is trying to set other people up what makes anyone think he won’t set them up

    Anonymous

    March 12, 2008 at 3:08 am

  5. Today’s kill:

    girl: eh… I guess I’ll go to class early
    girl walks up stairs at coffee house.
    girl: oh hi boy. waves
    boy has “serious face” on. Says hi.
    girl: I wonder if he has me… nah. He comes here sometimes.
    girl walks outside. Girl continues to walk down street with occasional glances over the shoulder. Just in case. She sees nothing.

    ….

    girl hears running from behind. Turns quickly, screams “oh fuck”
    boy is running at her with what can only be described as a cruel speed, pulling out his silly string
    girl doesn’t think. Thus she bolts across the street and continues to run until she encounters a sorority’s yard. She leaps up onto it but her foot catches. She feels boy close behind as she lunges forward and falls to the ground. Girl rolls over. Boy silly strings her. Apologizes. Heads out with new kill.

    Anonymous

    March 12, 2008 at 9:49 pm

  6. Alen, you are not even close. Yes, Jade did call, but we didn’t leave – I left at 11:15 to wait… So, I was outside of Giuliani waiting for Marty to come out. After Marty sent Nancy out as a human shield, they knew I was there, and Marty went out the back while Nancy and Rex went out the front. Walking back to Gina’s car, we were just at the Legends parking lot when out of NOWHERE Yoho jumped up (was he waiting in a car or under a car? we may never know) and started running at us. He was already within firing distance before we could even react. I am not a mouse. I am a bear. A panda bear. You’re dead.

    Love,
    Rob

    Rob

    March 13, 2008 at 11:28 pm


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