Yesterday’s Kills Pt. 2
Tue – 3/11

I don’t even want to go into how funny this picture is. Gratz on your first kill Gebka!

While Urbana is having a good ‘ol time debating building-exits and pre-planning foot routes, those Champaign kids are getting quietly murdered. On the other hand, with some people you can tell they won’t last.

Does this look like the face of a vicious assassin? Someone told me she had +3 kills the first day. I think they may have been exaggerating. On the other hand Rex was honestly terrified of Nancy – he told me so himself. She’d be a good ally if you were looking for some help or revenge.

My very own kill! I was going to try and take a class with her, so I just looked up that class in the course catalog. I was going to be all sly and hide behind a newspaper while scoping out the bike racks and the entrances to the armory, but she just walked right up to me as we passed each other. For a second she thought about fleeing, but gave up. A good thing too because I don’t chase anyone for nothing.
And this is how I wound up with Jade as my target. After class I was gonna try and catch Jade after work so I walked up and down Illinois before I decided it was a better idea to go see if she was actually home – I knocked and she let me in!
Anyway after pumping her and Rex for all the info I could get I left. She told me to my face she had put out a hit on me, and I made the mistake of telling her when I work. She told me that her and Rex were planning a hit – I show up to work and the hit is apparently on Rob Shepard and now me too!
We both made it out alive, I think, her lazy ass apparently can’t even pull off a clean hit.
But now I’m fucking pissed off! Jade! You and Rex have got to be stopped! I don’t know how you managed to round up all the intel from everyone, probably by promising to help them, but now I know about as much as you and Rex combined!
Everyone’s pissed at you Rex you dirty cheat! You and Jade have been instigating all of the good kills up until now, who are you going to backstab next? You can’t get away with it any more, and when your time comes it’s going to be sweet.
We are all determined not to let 708 win this game!
I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.
Stacey Derbinshire
Stacey Derbinshire
March 13, 2008 at 3:28 am
you make me laugh so hard. hahahha- i just woke up connie. anyways, alen. maybe if you let me actually comment on this blog without deleting it when you monitor it- you’d let me say that- the whole conspiracy/death trap deal is not me. all rex. he even back stabbed me! maybe you can try to get to him to get to me- but no one knows where i am – ever. unless i am at home- which you can always tell when i’m online.
jadepaula
March 13, 2008 at 6:48 am
Why are Jade and I the pariahs of Assassin when we are just playing the game?
Rex
March 15, 2008 at 8:45 pm