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Yesterday’s Kills Pt. 4

Posted in Assassins by The Urbanaist on March 17th, 2008

Thu 3/13

Jason Norris

Jason Norris got hit outside Murphy’s smoking a cigarette. Since everyone knows at this point who has who, I am no longer even pretending to hold back on identities. It was Charlie Lucas that killed him.

Ben H

The very next night, Jade basically pushes drunk Ben H out the door in order for Rex to give him a faceful of yellow silly string, which is still caked to my front door. Extremely contentious to say the least, Ally Simmons finally settled the matter with her eyewitness testimony. Which is too bad, because I wanted them to settle it the day after with a no-holds-barred Sudden Death whereby Ben could be assassinated at any time, anywhere. Ben’s pissed I think.

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  1. Anonymous said, on March 18th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    i still think the way jade and rex got ben out was not fair… spraying him when he pokes his head outside and then shoving him out, seriously? it seems also more like muscle than assassins

  2. The Urbanaist said, on March 18th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    No, it was totally legit, though you are right that they sort of muscled him out. Again Ally Simmons saw the whole thing and decided Ben was outside of the building. At the same time I don’t expect Ben to be happy about the whole thing either.

  3. Ally Simmons said, on March 18th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Hey urbana people. i heard my eye witness testimony was up on here. i just want everyone to know that it was shitty how that dood died,,, ben is his name i guess,,,r.i.p. all i said was he was outside because he was. once shot in the face he fell backward in the doorway, which is where i was standing. (i was on my way out to smoke a ciggaret) i laughed my ass off because it looked like a real murder for a second. muscle behind the kill or not from where i was standing it looked pretty authentic. if you guys are going to play an assasin game i guess you should suspect some people to play dirty, and to the ones playing dirty i say keep doing it, it makes things more interesting, and funny. if i were playing i’d be down and dirty in it to win it. no lie. to that ben kid, i’m sorry i determined your demise, i just happened to walk up on the arguement and simply has witnessed the entire thing. i wish i was there for the fun. i’m gonna check back here later on because i really want to see who wins. i’m rooting for olivia…. because i know her. shoot em up gurl.

  4. Ally Simmons said, on March 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    whoa sorry for the typos and bad grammar

  5. Rex said, on March 19th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    It was shady but Jade and I are playing the game. We would neither complain nor protest if the same tactics were used on us.

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