Yesterday’s Kills Pt. 6
Mon – 3/24
Rob killed Marty outside his house after following him home. Rob got a freebie for the most part, he’s been stalking Marty for a while. Apparently Rex tipped off Rob that Marty was at work, and Rob chased his target home whereupon Marty basically gave it up. The incident reminds me of Rob’s first attempt way back before everyone knew who their assassin was. Marty and Rex are at work, and neither of them know if Rob is their assassin. Rob goes to the back of the store to chase Rex, while Marty slips out the front and it’s not the first time he’s fucked up. Eventually I’ll get around to writing up all the funny stories about fumbled and ridiculous attempts but not now.
This one was a case of mistaken identity. Rob and Jade are hanging out, and somehow they get word that Yoho is coming home. Rob hides behind the garage, and when Rob makes the attempt, Yoho jumps into the trunk of his car. Afterwards, he gets out of the car looks Rob in the face and says “Oh, I thought you were Marty.” Then Rob unloads the whole can. Yoho failed to connect the dots since he knew beforehand that Marty had gotten killed and that Rob would be after him. Just goes to show that if you hit before the rumor mill manages to inform everyone you have a better chance at multiple kill.
Jade killed Jeremy with a spray can to the back. Those things constantly shed their caps, so her only option was to sneak up and try to get a flat spray like with a thumb to a waterhose. Anyway, Jeremy and a few others were apparently hanging out in Champaign. She was hanging out outside Kevin Donovan’s apartment for like 40 mins. and eventually Jeremy comes out, which is when she puts him down. Goes to show you, don’t hang out anywhere there’s only one exit.
I didnt tip Rob about Marty being at work, he knew already. Quit TRYING to make me look shady
Anonymous
March 31, 2008 at 2:06 am
To answer an unasked question: Yes it’s exasperating trying to relate the story thirdhand. But I try my best goddammit, haters and hair-splitters be damned.
Actually, scratch that last bit, the whole point is that you all comment and between all of us, the post gets closer and closer to what actually happened.
The Urbanaist
March 31, 2008 at 4:16 am
I don’t think Rex set me up. Rob was waiting out back for me after work, which was stupid because I went out the front door, hoping to get killed, and I think Rob just drove over to my house to wait for me. Rob was very gracious about the whole thing and honored my request to only shoot me with a tiny string. All in all, fun for a week, boring after. I like my social life better.
Marty
March 31, 2008 at 2:16 pm